Sheriff Fatman's b3ta gallery

I made these! The little flick-book things are animations; the rest are just straight thumbnails. Click for fullsize or animated versions.

These were all created for the amusement of the fine folk at www.b3ta.com. Drop by and say hello. We don't bite. But we do drink a lot.

Compo entry from the Bad Bad Movies round [102x127]
Compo entry from the Bad Bad Movies round		Jeff, the Muff Diver [85x128]
Jeff, the Muff Diver		Compo entry from the Euphemisms round [97x128]
Compo entry from the Euphemisms round
Slow Loris for 2 miles. Duhhh. [128x110]
Slow Loris for 2 miles. Duhhh.		josh.gif [128x128]
josh.gif		Compo entry - tabloid headlines [128x128]
Compo entry - tabloid headlines
Compo entry from the bemusingly-titled Cheese and Curry round [91x128]
Compo entry from the bemusingly-titled Cheese and Curry round		Compo entry for the X-Ray round. [128x128]
Compo entry for the X-Ray round.		Compo entry for the Wogan's Wig round. [128x128]
Compo entry for the Wogan's Wig round.
Another Wogan compo pic. [103x128]
Another Wogan compo pic.		No idea. [128x128]
No idea.		Can't be any worse than FearDotCom... [85x127]
Can't be any worse than FearDotCom...
The b3ta Book of Records - how many memes can *you* get in a phone box? [71x128]
The b3ta Book of Records - how many memes can *you* get in a phone box?		Compo entry - crap superheroes. [96x128]
Compo entry - crap superheroes.		His favourites are Kayleigh and Black Magic Woman, but he's just practising... [128x113]
His favourites are Kayleigh and Black Magic Woman, but he's just practising...
Ludwig always had problems getting dates. [128x128]
Ludwig always had problems getting dates.		They sneak out and quench themselves while your back is turned, you know [128x109]
They sneak out and quench themselves while your back is turned, you know		Sometimes they overindulge and have to have a little lie down. [128x105]
Sometimes they overindulge and have to have a little lie down.
Long after the adults are passed out, the young nest among the empties [128x107]
Long after the adults are passed out, the young nest among the empties		chumpy.jpg [127x57]
chumpy.jpg		chumpy_captive.jpg [128x100]
chumpy_captive.jpg
glitter.jpg [126x128]
glitter.jpg		Sherlock felt this one was definitely a three-pipe problem [128x128]
Sherlock felt this one was definitely a three-pipe problem		This board ain't big enough for the both of us... [99x128]
This board ain't big enough for the both of us...
domokun.gif [128x128]
domokun.gif		Bryan had been going fine in practise but still wasn't quite sure about getting that helmet over his snout. [128x93]
Bryan had been going fine in practise but still wasn't quite sure about getting that helmet over his snout.		The Kinder Surprise compo entry. Don't go there. Ever. [128x100]
The Kinder Surprise compo entry. Don't go there. Ever.
They used to be Glass Wipes, OK? [128x80]
They used to be Glass Wipes, OK?		Once Humphrey got his board out, the other downhillers would just give up and go home. [128x111]
Once Humphrey got his board out, the other downhillers would just give up and go home.		Animated Humphrey [big] [128x128]
Animated Humphrey [big]
Animated Humphrey [small] [128x128]
Animated Humphrey [small]		This defies explanation. If you find the phrase 'walrus cock' funny, then you'll probably understand. [128x97]
This defies explanation. If you find the phrase 'walrus cock' funny, then you'll probably understand.		Obvious and mindless and done to death. [83x128]
Obvious and mindless and done to death.
darth_chump.jpg [104x127]
darth_chump.jpg		darthmall.jpg [104x128]
darthmall.jpg		manbar.jpg [113x128]
manbar.jpg
sheep.gif [127x101]
sheep.gif		pirates.jpg [89x128]
pirates.jpg		fearfuck.gif [128x128]
fearfuck.gif
uberfear.jpg [105x128]
uberfear.jpg		mandrill.jpg [128x64]
mandrill.jpg		mandrill.jpg.JPG [128x64]
mandrill.jpg.JPG
b3tafeet.jpg [128x97]
b3tafeet.jpg		chumpkid.jpg [103x127]
chumpkid.jpg		kidchump.jpg [128x119]
kidchump.jpg
chumpkid2.jpg [128x113]
chumpkid2.jpg		hottestday.jpg [128x116]
hottestday.jpg		stereo.gif [128x128]
stereo.gif
banned_wagon.gif [128x128]
banned_wagon.gif		crapwagon.gif [128x124]
crapwagon.gif		gigersalien.jpg [128x97]
gigersalien.jpg
prayer.gif [128x128]
prayer.gif		spiderchump.jpg [128x113]
spiderchump.jpg		ethenry.jpg [128x85]
ethenry.jpg
thomas.jpg [128x81]
thomas.jpg		lawrence.gif [128x128]
lawrence.gif		pkrobb.jpg [128x103]
pkrobb.jpg
mustache2.jpg [96x128]
mustache2.jpg		haha_no_filename_clues.jpg [128x42]
haha_no_filename_clues.jpg		vader.jpg [128x78]
vader.jpg
scream.jpg [110x128]
scream.jpg		ninja-rocks.jpg [96x128]
ninja-rocks.jpg		mechump.jpg [104x128]
mechump.jpg
darthfader.gif [128x1]
darthfader.gif		tickets.gif [128x95]
tickets.gif		wifedave.jpg [95x128]
wifedave.jpg